Puritanical T-Shirt Laws


from The Boston Herald
Medianation had a post on a story from the Globe and Herald about Mayor Menino's righteous rage about t-shirts that have appeared in cities across the country, including Boston.

“It’s wrong,” Menino said. “We are going into every retail store that sells the shirts and remove them.”

Puritan City supports t-shirt censorship (being puritan of course, we have no other choice, do we?). But we are disappointed with the lack of ambition in Menino's words. Sellers of the "intimidating" garment should be arrested, or better yet, burned alive after a concerted hunt for practitioners of this lewd and lucidious "free speech", and a series of trials in which we could stir the public (now terrified of the rising crime rate) into a fury.
Or he could just be trying to talk tough to inspire some confidence in his ability to protect the denizens of our fair city. We'll be praying for the former.

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