Admit it, you know you've been following the Quincy dominatrix-death case with the same "it could have been me" interest as when you rubberneck a car accident. We all are. But just when we were getting bored with 5o-something dominatrixes and dismemberment, the prosecutor kicked it up a notch with his closing arguments by playing the kinky card, the Globe reports:

A prosecutor put on a zippered leather mask and re-enacted a bondage session Friday at a dominatrix's manslaughter trial, telling the jury the woman did nothing to help her client when he suffered a heart attack.
Prosecutor Robert Nelson also dumped a box of hoods, collars and paddles onto a table during his closing arguments, declaring that 56-year-old Barbara Asher was trying to protect her business and "that's why she didn't call the police."

It's like OJ's glove, but with more sado-masochism.

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