Okay, okay, who drugged socialite publicist (aren't they all?) Chris Haynes? Inside track reports that at the Exhale Mind Body Spa one-year anniversary party at Eastern Standard, the spa's PR-extrodinare blacked out after one drink and had an uncharacteristic fit of woman-touching.

“Ohmigod. I tried to literally pick up that little girl from ‘The Apprentice’ and tried to hug and make out with everyone,” Chris confessed. “I guess I was pretty awful. But from the stories I am hearing, I didn’t do anything too rude or too bad. I just had the warm ’n’ fuzzies.”

The article goes on too detail Haynes' speculation that he was slipped a date-rape drug, either GHB or roofies.

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