Is there something in the dirty water here in Boston that breeds exposure-based criminals?

This morning not one but two reports of Bostonians who have gotten busted for getting naked came across our newsdesk. The first a very disturbing post from the Boston Police Department:

Sunday morning at about 10:47, officers from District 2 responded to the Boston Children’s Hospital to assist security with a trespasser. On arrival the officers spoke with security that stated Richard Mullen, 52, of Malden was observed in the infant intensive care unit. The security officer knew the suspect had a no trespass order against him from the hospital. He was found to be in possession of a bag with a red balloon and several wrapped condoms.

A WHDH report confirms this weirdo's identity as a "bad Santa":

A man who allegedly dropped his pants while wearing a Santa suit at a mall in December was arrested Sunday morning for trespassing at Boston Children's Hospital

Yikes, this guy's obviously got something with kids.

In a seemingly more lighthearted but equally as strange incident, WFSB mentions that a Boston dude was arrested for walking naked near Providence College…the odd part is when the guy he calls to come pick him up from the police station starts getting rowdy:

Scott Simpson was arrested early yesterday morning after police say they found him walking in the rain while naked. He's been charged with disorderly conduct.
Police received a complaint about a man trespassing on the P-C campus.
Another man was charged after being paged to pick Simpson up at a police station. Police say 21-year-old Christopher Flaherty told officers he didn't know who Simpson was, began shouting and tried to bite an officer.

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