We were waiting for a way to tie in the day-after-Valentine's glow with some current events, and providence made that easy for us this morning. The Globe reported that Wal-Mart has bowed to state pressure to begin stocking and selling Plan B, also known as the Morning-After pill. So by the power vested in us by BWP, we herby declare today, Feburary 15th, Morning-After Day. 'Cause when you get right down to it, when you strip off the Hallmark gloss and the chocolate box cellophane, thats what V-Day is all about right? Expressing love — romantic love, steamy hot, sweaty monkey-love. And sometimes, ill-planned passions call for a backup plan, a (nudge) Plan B. V-Day is the reason there are so many Scorpios, and trust us, a few less "mistake" Scorpio's isn't a terrible thing. But hey, we are one, so we can say that kind of thing.

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