Ok, normally we do this whole "we" thing, but today, on the occasion of the best holiday of the year (perhaps even of the decade, since St. Patty's falls on a Friday this year), we're gonna break down the fourth wall for a minute here:

I'm all greened out today, in real life, just like on this here blog. But on my ride to work this morning I noticed a disturbing lack of green (I did get to stand next to a woman in a large orange coat, so it was like an Irish flag for a few stops there). What's the deal, people? Did you wear green today? You should! If you don't, St. Patrick will probably bring all the snakes back to Ireland, and you don't want that now, do you? Do you?

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