Another nugget of deceit has gushed forth from that eternal spring of self-loathing, Daily Candy:

Traveling from city to city, and making an exclusive stop at Boston's Faneuil Hall Marketplace on Friday, May 5th & Saturday, May 6th . Step inside this retro-styled photo booth and Matin (who's brush beautifies Hollywood starlets such as: Angelina Jolie, Reese Witherspoon and Mandy Moore) will personally bronze you over and divulge his bronzing beauty secrets and tips for a sun-kissed glow — all information which is usually very hush hush!

That's right: this weekend you can go to Faneuil Hall and get yourself coated in an impenetrable slick of fake tan. We're envisioning middle-aged "dudes" in bad Oakleys and greasy hair, and Botoxed "babes" with leathery skin and non-moving facial features adding inches to their pre-existing orange hue. Probably the best way to reclaim youth we can think of.

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